stay QUIET stay NEAR stay CLOSE, they can't hear.

When someone types “Your welcome” instead of “You’re welcome.”

BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.

Tumblr Lives:

Just sitting in your room in the middle of the night

Mom is wondering if you’re still up

No safe tab!

Fucking computer doesn’t work as fast as you want

Last option…

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Arriving At A Friend’s House:

sodamnrelatable:

“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”

Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:

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When there is a GIF with words, I watch the mouth of the person in the GIF and figure out what part of it they are saying.

sodamnrelatable:

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sstain:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

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